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Some thoughts to brighten my day.

Oh my god, someone let a bird loose at the Super Bowl. Let's have a cow, man. This was a football game. I'm sure if you roll back the tape of the entire game and took a good look at it you will see a lot worse things going on then someone flipping the bird. This is a man's game. Shit happens and it's not always pretty. Be glad they don't make the coaches wear microphones because the language would be about as colorful as it could possibly get. You might even hear some new and creative uses for words that you've never heard before. It's about time the halftime show actually got into the spirit of the game. Janet Jackson was kind enough to show us a little nipple a couple of years ago, and we thank her for that, although she could have been a bit more adventurous. The next time she has a wardrobe malfunction, let's hope there is some major blouse popping action going on. So when M.I.A. gets into the spirit of the game and spontaneously flips off the entire world, I have to applaud her. Good show, I say. That's what football is all about. It's not about multimillion dollar ad space and overproduced halftime shows. It's about watching steroidal brutes beating the crap out of each other. Excuse me if someone's middle finger offends your sense of what is proper, but (I'll say this once again) your watching a football game. Some people agonize over an entire season to get to this point and could really give a crap about who Madonna has invited to join her during the halftime show. So when one of those guests actually has the balls to flip off the entire world, then a true football fan just kicks back and says, "cool," and hopes that next years halftime show has something just as good in it. And for all of those people out there who think M.I.A. owes Madonna an apology, have you paid any attention to Madonnas career? Madonna is someone who has had her own moments of offending people who really need to be offended. And for those of you who are offended by me taking M.I.A.'s side in this, have you been on the Odds & Ends page yet? You may be in need of a little Boner Loaner.

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